Canoeing Jokes

if u want to confuse anyone say this?
your paddle upstream in a canoe. a wheel falls off. how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? (better if u say that rapidly Kinna) jokes like this one or got any?
forgiveness, what, where I am and what my name is ………… certainly works
Popeye the Sailor: Cookin with Gags (1955)